Showing posts with label deadly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label deadly. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 11, 2017
Beware the deadly guys
Beware the deadly guys
Twelve things the small boy opposite me on the train exclaimed whilst playing on his Nintendo:
- You can’t stop me!
- Woah, who are these deadly guys!
- Woah, wait up! What are you guys doing to me?
- Aha! Can’t hit me! Oh, he’s hitting me.
- Oh come on, how could he possibly get up there?
- This is so annoying! I’m not allowed to hit his hands now!
- How do I beat this guy? What do I have to do?
- Ah! He’s not dead yet! Ah, look at him! He isn’t dead.
- Aha, now I get it!
- Aha!! Oh!! Yes!! Thank you!!
- I beated him!!
- Oh, he’s changed into a machine.
- You can’t stop me!
- Woah, who are these deadly guys!
- Woah, wait up! What are you guys doing to me?
- Aha! Can’t hit me! Oh, he’s hitting me.
- Oh come on, how could he possibly get up there?
- This is so annoying! I’m not allowed to hit his hands now!
- How do I beat this guy? What do I have to do?
- Ah! He’s not dead yet! Ah, look at him! He isn’t dead.
- Aha, now I get it!
- Aha!! Oh!! Yes!! Thank you!!
- I beated him!!
- Oh, he’s changed into a machine.
One thing he exclaimed when his batteries ran out, and he looked out the window at some seagulls in Poole harbour:
- Birds in the water?! Why are there birds in the water?!
- Birds in the water?! Why are there birds in the water?!
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