Tuesday, July 11, 2017
Beware the deadly guys
Beware the deadly guys
Twelve things the small boy opposite me on the train exclaimed whilst playing on his Nintendo:
- You can’t stop me!
- Woah, who are these deadly guys!
- Woah, wait up! What are you guys doing to me?
- Aha! Can’t hit me! Oh, he’s hitting me.
- Oh come on, how could he possibly get up there?
- This is so annoying! I’m not allowed to hit his hands now!
- How do I beat this guy? What do I have to do?
- Ah! He’s not dead yet! Ah, look at him! He isn’t dead.
- Aha, now I get it!
- Aha!! Oh!! Yes!! Thank you!!
- I beated him!!
- Oh, he’s changed into a machine.
- You can’t stop me!
- Woah, who are these deadly guys!
- Woah, wait up! What are you guys doing to me?
- Aha! Can’t hit me! Oh, he’s hitting me.
- Oh come on, how could he possibly get up there?
- This is so annoying! I’m not allowed to hit his hands now!
- How do I beat this guy? What do I have to do?
- Ah! He’s not dead yet! Ah, look at him! He isn’t dead.
- Aha, now I get it!
- Aha!! Oh!! Yes!! Thank you!!
- I beated him!!
- Oh, he’s changed into a machine.
One thing he exclaimed when his batteries ran out, and he looked out the window at some seagulls in Poole harbour:
- Birds in the water?! Why are there birds in the water?!
- Birds in the water?! Why are there birds in the water?!
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